Thursday, February 07, 2008
Oreos, Pants, and Jane Austin
So, the other day, I thought to myself "how long has it been since my last oreo?" The answer was, way to long. But there are some great people in this world, and one is super amazing. She got me a whole package of double stuff oreos!! And then I spill red juice on her white sweater...sorry Kathy.

Today I had school and the likes, Mom, Dad, and little Ray Ray are in Boston, so its Ted and me, and Drew and Amanda "studying". Teddy is playing with his Indiana Jones lego set that he got for his 7th(he's getting old) Birthday, which was yesterday, and I, like always am sitting at my computer, wondering what interesting things my friends might be doing, that would keep them away from the computer, and me.
The only information that I have on this is that Emily is wishing everyone a happy Thursday, and Kevin is around, and claims that if I leave a message, he might be there. I mean there are various others who I could talk to, but I freak people out a lot, and then we don't have anything to say, so I will let them be for now. Now heres something interesting, FedEx just pulled up, and the delivery guy is at our door! Ding Dong! I will let Andrew get it.
Okay, so maybe that wasn't very interesting. Anyways, so you probably remember the oreos from up there ^. How could you possibly forget! I mean, come on! best.cookie.ever. So I decided to eat my daily ration of oreos.
So I open the drawer, slide the package out, grab two cookies, and close the drawer. But I forgot a step, Me, being the fool that I am, forgot to slid the package in. I kinda yelped, then opened the drawer, shoved the package in, and slammed it closed. I couldn't bare to look,or to see how many cookies had been spared the misery of being smushed in a desk drawer.So I waited a few minutes, ate my two cookies, and sang along badly to some country song that i barely knew. Eventually I had to face the music, with tears in my eyes I slowly opened the drawer, and peeled back the cover of the oreos (Oh, and BTW they come in awesome packages now) and quickly surveyed the damage...

Oh! I just realized that right now (1.42) Becki is probably still in school, which is why she isn't on the computer entertaining me.
Random awesome fact about me! Did you know, that I am attempting to take up taxidermy? Yes, I am aware that I am a freak, even ask Jamie! But seriously though, its such a cool hobby! I am so cool, I went into my library and checked out three instructional books, two on beading techniques, and one on taxidermy. Now how rad is that!? I will be able to mount animals, then make them jewelery!

Anyways, back to my story, So it turns out, only one cookie had been harmed, and it was easily fixed, it was only that the cookie had gotten separated from the cream! So I decided to eat it, I could have easily fixed it, if i had teddy lick the cream, I could have stuck them together again, but I thought that eating it was the best way to go. And of course, since even numbers are best, I had to eat another one.

For about three or four days, every time I spun my chair, or shook it around a lot, I would hear this phantom jingling noise, it was really bugging me, because I couldn't tell where it was coming from. Finally today, I lost it, and started looking all over my desk, on the floor around my chair, and everywhere else imaginable, and then I finally noticed it was the button on Ray Rays pants that I have been meaning to patch for the past week. Who knew pants could make me that insane?

In other news, my phone needed to get more minutes, so it wouldn't expire and lose all peoples numbers, and my number. So now I have approximately a zillion million minutes, and think that will add up to a lot of text messages.

I am very excited because in a few weeks, I will be seeing a lot of my muffins(meaning good friends in this case)! Some of them are going to come laser tagging with me and my teen group, and some are going to come to my house, and I can't wait!

Me and Mom have been watching the COMPLETE Jane Austen, which means, all(or most?) of her books, turned into movies, every Sunday night for a while, and just last Sunday was one about Jane herself "Miss Austen regrets" which I think is code name for "Hurry up and finish Pride and Prejudice before it comes on next week and you regret not finishing it!" So I am trying to cram that in, along with the three other books I am reading, and the four other books that have to be back at the library fairly soon. Oh dear.

and I am pretty sure thats all I have to say, this is much longer then intended, but oh well, you people need to be informed. Until next time,
this is Sergeant Anastasia Anganes, Master Taxidermist, signing off

Also, I have Oreo cream on my pants. deeeeelicious.
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