Saturday, September 27, 2008
Strange dream
So I don't know what I did or what I ate last night, but whatever it was, man, it messed me up.

After drifting off to sleep, or dropping off the cliff of awake-ness into the dark sea of sleep, I started dreaming, and the dream went something like this,

So it is just me and my mom, walking down the street. "Tessa! The stock market just dumped and we need to get Raymond some new clothes! Like that Hollister hoodie you are wearing!" Mom said as she skidded to a stop, "Where do you think we can find some? Oh! Lets go to the Holdsworth's and see if they will give us any!"
The Holdsworths are a family who use to go to my Church, their daughter, Courtney, is one of my best friends, and is a walking talking Hollister advertisement, and she had a brother, Cameron, who is just about Ray's age.
So suddenly, we are there, and Mom says "Humm, it doesn't look like anyone is home." But she goes in anyways. We started wandering around the house, looking for Mrs. Holdsworth. We get upstairs to a bright pink and lime green bedroom. My mom asks, "Is this Cam's room?"
Humm, let me think.
We continued on, eventually finding it, and Mom starts digging thorough drawers. We found nothing Hollister for my brother, so we went downstairs, and attempted to get into the kitchen. The door was blocked for some reason, who knows why, so we went into the bathroom, which was just next door to the kitchen. The bathroom had a giant window in the wall that opened over the kitchen sink. Odd design for a bathroom, but this is a dream, it's not suppose to make sense. There standing over the sink, is Mrs. Holdsworth, Mom starts talking to her, and then gets on the subject of the stock market dumping. Mrs. H quickly asks if we are in need of any Hollister clothing, because she has WAY to many, and she would be willing to mail us a ton, so Ray can actually be in style, sorta. Huh?!? Once again, dreams aren't suppose to make sense.
My mother, now satisfied that Raymond will no long be a dweeb(in a good way), marches on out of the house. I look around, Courtney's house is now in the middle of a desert, and there is a racing track behind their house, a bike racing track. I see lots of people riding around on various types of bikes, like some that have tires that are probably about the size of monster truck tires with seats that bounce up and down, and some normal bikes, which people are riding top, bowling. We watched for a few minutes, and then I had to leave, because I was going to Nova Scotia. I said goodbye to my Mum, gave her a hug, and then walked off. At super sonic speed or something, because BOOM, I was in the Moody's, the missionaries I had really stayed with(in real life) in Nova Scotia, home. It was different from their real house, it looked like it had been made in the past five years or so, and they had a HUGE flat screen TV. I was sitting on the sofa, when Hannah, the oldest and most hyper of the three Moody girls, came up, and started talking at super sonic speed, I was talking to her when a rather large woman, in very bizarre clothing came walking up, and with an extremely thick southern accent says "Who are you?!?!" I didn't know what to answer, so I ran to the door that led to another room, which in turn, lead outside.
Once I got into the other room, I stopped, it was a lot darker then the room I had just been in, and blocking the door, was a weird chamber thing, with glass sides and wires falling out from it everywhere. Inside I saw two people, one was Courtney and the other looked sort of familiar, but I wasn't sure who it was. Court waved to me and said "Look at this thing! Its so cool! It can make you talk in a crazy New England accent! All you need to do is wear these PJ pants and then turn the machine on!" I looked down, she and her friend was wearing pink Pajama pants with words written all over them. She quickly switched the chamber on, and she and her friend started talking very very fast, in a very strong New England accent.
After a few minutes of me watching, they switched it off, and walked out. Courtney friend was no longer wearing the Pj pants, but was instead wearing a giant, poofy, pink, flowered princess dress. She ran up to me, and practically knocked me down saying, "DO YOU REMEMBER ME!?!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!?" I seemed to be having trouble speaking, because all I could say was "Uhh...umm...no?" Courtney quickly said" You know her! This is Courtney! Her name is Courtney because I would never talk to anyone who didn't have that name."
I just kinda ignored them, and walked thought the chamber and out the door. Once I was outside, It was bright and sunny, the church I had gone up to on my missions trip(in real life, that is) was right there. I looked around and noticed that I knew(of knew of) a good deal of people who were walking around here, I saw the Cooper family, with probably twenty more kids then they actually have, Beka and Jenny Fearon, and Stephen Blake and Adequate Tim, who kept saying "I'm adequate, I'm adequate..." over and over again.
All of a sudden Nick Hajj comes running up "We need to get Andrew and Samantha there coffee!" In case you didn't know, I went with Nick, Andrew, and Samantha, to Nova Scotia. Panic washed over me "Quick! Lets go to the coffee shop!" So we started running, I saw more people I knew, Gretchen and Elisa Hilpert, but I couldn't stop to say hello, I could only wave, Kaeleigh Sparkman, and even more people.
When we were maybe two blocks away from the coffee shop, which was attached to a very large mall, Nick froze, and said "Oh no! Sid is in front of the door! We have to go around the long way through the building!" Sid is a guy from my sportsmans club, he is pretty strange, so avoiding him was something I probably have done in real life. We started running again, but to the other end of the building. We got inside and kept on running, when I looked to my left to try to hear what Nick was saying, but he wasn't there anymore, Lauren Sparkman was in his place instead! This didn't seem to surprise me, probably because it was a dream, and only things like Andrew and Samantha being without coffee could scared me then.
We ran past a McDonalds inside, and some lady with a southern accent said "How'd y'all get in here?"
We just kept running. Finally we made it into the little coffee shop, it was a very empty shop, they only sold coffee and muffins. Hot coffee, iced coffee, and blueberry muffins, that's all they sold. There was only one person there, he had bright red hair, that stuck up in some places and curled insanely in others, he had a very high pitched voice, made lots of funny faces, and had a very annoying laughter. Lauren and I kept copying his faces and then laughing hysterically. He though we were insane, but he gave up the coffee anyways. As he was going through the cash register I saw a state quarter, probably the coolest state quarter ever. I'd never seen anything like it, I wanted it. The guy was going to give it to me, I was so excited! But then, he turned to grab something stupid and irrelevant and dumped a whole bottle of glue on it. My beautiful quarter, ruined! I started bawling my eyes out. What a jerk! What a careless jerk! Why did he have glue on his store counter?!
I then woke up. Anybody know a good shrink?
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